50 Jokes in Hindi: Hasi Se Bharpur Chutkule

Introduction

Jokes yaani chutkule har kisi ke jeevan mein hasi ki lehar laate hain. Jab bhi hum tension se ghire hote hain ya fir mood thoda off hota hai, tab ek chhota sa joke humein phir se muskurane par majboor kar deta hai. Jokes in Hindi hamare samaj mein ek common form of entertainment hai jo har umr ke logon ko pasand aata hai. Yeh na sirf humein entertain karte hain balki humare din ko bhi behtar banate hain. Is blog mein hum aapke liye 50 funny jokes lekar aaye hain jo aapki hasi ko control karna mushkil bana denge.

Funny Jokes in Hindi

“Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hain?
Student: Wo tv dekhte hain.
Teacher: Aur mummy?
Student: Wo tv ki awaaz badhati aur ghatati hain.”

“Pappu: Mere papa bahut honest hain.
Gappu: Wo kaise?
Pappu: Jab bhi koi milta hai, kehte hain main tujhe pehle bhi kahin dekha hai!”

“Wife: Sunte ho, doctor ne mujhe ek mahine tak Hawaii trip par jaane ko kaha hai.
Husband: Acha, yeh kis bimari ka ilaaj hai?
Wife: Memory loss ka!”

“Pappu apne girlfriend se: Tum to meri life ka Wi-Fi ho.
Girlfriend: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki main bina tumhare connect nahi ho paata!”

“Santa: Bhai, teri shaadi kaise hui?
Banta: Arre, meri biwi ka first love fail ho gaya tha, isliye usne mujhe second chance diya!”

“Teacher: Agar 4 aam ke baad 4 aam aur khayein to kya bachega?
Pappu: Sir, diabetes!”

“Boyfriend: Tumhare papa zarur terrorist honge!
Girlfriend: Kyun? Boyfriend: Kyunki tum bomb lagti ho!”

“Wife: Kal raat tum itni zor se kyun so rahe the?
Husband: Arre, mujhe laga electricity ka bill nahi bhara, toh light off ho gayi!”

“Patient: Doctor, jab main sota hoon toh sapne mein bandar aata hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo tablet.
Patient: Yeh kab khaani hai?
Doctor: Bandar aaye toh usko de dena!”

“Teacher: Beta, tumhare ghar mein kaun-koun hai?
Student: Sir, mummy, papa aur main.
Teacher: Aur kaun?
Student: Bas wahi jo WhatsApp group mein hai.”

“Pappu: Doctor, meri biwi bohot daantti hai.
Doctor: Yeh lo tablet.
Pappu: Yeh sehti hai kya?
Doctor: Nahi, tumhare kaan mein dalne ke liye hai!”

“Santa: Mera beta bohot intelligent hai.
Banta: Acha, kaise?
Santa: Wo mujhe WhatsApp pe message karta hai ki papa ghar aao, wifi nahi chal raha!”

“Teacher: Tumhare exam ke result ka kya hua?
Pappu: Result to aana baaki hai, sir, par mujhe lagta hai principal ko meri answer sheet dekh kar daura pad gaya hoga!”

“Wife: Aapko kuch yaad hai?
Husband: Haan, wo din jab tumne mujhe apna phone number diya tha aur bola tha, miss call kar dena!”

“Teacher: Tumhare ghar mein kaun-koun hai?
Student: Sir, sirf mummy, papa aur ek blackboard.
Teacher: Blackboard kyun?
Student: Arre sir, aapne hi toh kaha tha ki blackboard ke bina padayi adhoori hai!”

“Boyfriend: Tum mere dreams ki queen ho.
Girlfriend: Toh phir mujhe reality mein kyun nahi le jaate?
Boyfriend: Kyunki dreams hi reality hain!”

“Pappu: Mummy, mera 100 mein se 90 marks aaye hain.
Mummy: Wo kaise?
Pappu: Arre mummy, 40 science mein, 30 maths mein aur 20 social studies mein!”

“Teacher: Agar tumhe 100 rupee diye jaayein aur usme se 50 rupee chhin liye jaayein toh kya bachega? Pappu: Sir, 100 rupee!”

“Wife: Tumhe mujh mein sabse achha kya lagta hai?
Husband: Tumhara sense of humor.
Wife: Kya matlab?
Husband: Tum mujhe hasane ke liye shaadi ke liye haan boli thi na!”

“Boyfriend: Main tumhare bina jee nahi sakta.
Girlfriend: Toh mere papa se baat karlo.
Boyfriend: Arre, itna bada risk nahi le sakta!”

“Pappu: Arre yaar, main na engineer ban gaya hoon.
Gappu: Kya baat kar raha hai?
Pappu: Arre yaar, paani ki motor kharab thi, maine usko thik kar diya!”

“Teacher: Agar 5 log ek kaam 10 din mein karte hain, toh 10 log usi kaam ko kitne din mein karenge? Student: Sir, wo kaam toh ho chuka hai!”

“Santa: Meri mummy itni sweet hai.
Banta: Toh kya hua?
Santa: Par papa kehte hain ki unko diabetes ho gaya hai!”

“Wife: Kal raat tum kaha the?
Husband: Arre, main so gaya tha.
Wife: Accha, kya sapna dekha?
Husband: Tum mujhe chhod kar ja rahi thi!
Wife: Kitna accha sapna tha na?
Husband: Haan, tabhi toh uth gaya!”

“Teacher: Agar tumhe ek million dollar mile toh tum kya karoge?
Student: Sir, pehle toh maths ki tuition chod dunga, fir wo baaki kaam karunga!”

“Pappu: Mujhe na ek aisi car chahiye jo paani pe chale.
Gappu: Arre, wo toh boat hoti hai!
Pappu: Acha, isliye mera car ka sapna adhoora reh gaya!”

“Wife: Tum mere papa ko pasand nahi karte na?
Husband: Aisi baat nahi hai.
Wife: Toh unse milne kyun nahi chalte?
Husband: Arre, jail mein kaise milne jaaun!”

“Teacher: Agar ek tree pe 10 birds baithe ho aur ek ko maar diya jaaye toh kitne bache?
Pappu: Ek bhi nahi, sir.
Teacher: Kyun?
Pappu: Kyunki baaki ke udd gaye!”

“Santa: Arre yaar, main kal cinema dekhne gaya tha.
Banta: Kaunsa movie?
Santa: Arre, wo jaise hi shuru hui, light chali gayi!
Banta: Fir kya kiya?
Santa: Arre, maine soch liya ki movie ka the end dekhunga hi nahi!”

“Pappu: Arre, mujhe kuch kaam hi nahi milta.
Gappu: Toh tu news channel mein kaam kar le.
Pappu: Arre, waha toh sab jhoot bolte hain.
Gappu: Toh tujhe wahi kaam milega!”

“Boyfriend: Tum meri life ki battery ho.
Girlfriend: Kyun?
Boyfriend: Kyunki tumhare bina zindagi kaam nahi karti.”

“Wife: Tum mujhe ek din bhi nahi samajhte ho!
Husband: Arre, ek din toh chhodo, poori zindagi nahi samajh sakta!”

“Teacher: Kya tumhare paas koi plan hai?
Student: Haan sir, sirf summer vacation ka!”

“Santa: Tumhe pata hai, humare yaha electricity ka bill kam aata hai.
Banta: Kaise? Santa: Arre, hum din mein hi so jaate hain!”

“Boyfriend: Tumhe pata hai, tum kitni khoobsurat ho?
Girlfriend: Toh fir meri shaadi ki baat kyun nahi karte?
Boyfriend: Arre, tumhare papa se dar lagta hai!”

“Pappu: Yaar, meri shaadi ke baad meri zindagi swarg ban gayi hai.
Gappu: Arre, kaise?
Pappu: Arre yaar, ab toh har din wife mujhe upar bhejne ki baat karti hai!”

“Wife: Tumhe meri yaad nahi aati?
Husband: Arre, kaise nahi aati!
Wife: Toh mujhe phone kyun nahi karte?
Husband: Arre, tumhe yaad karne ke liye phone ki kya zarurat!”

“Teacher: Agar tumhare paas 5 apples hain aur tumne 2 khaye, toh kitne bache?
Student: Sir, 3.
Teacher: Bahut badiya!
Student: Arre sir, maine 2 khane ke baad 3 aur le liye!”

“Santa: Yaar, main kal doctor ke paas gaya tha.
Banta: Kya bola?
Santa: Arre, wo bola ki tumhare paas bimaari hai.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Maine kaha, arre doctor, bimaari nahi, zimmedaari hai!”

“Wife: Tum itne tension mein kyun ho?
Husband: Arre, mujhe apni naukri ki chinta ho rahi hai.
Wife: Arre, naukri ki chinta chhodo, pehle meri shopping ki chinta karo!”

“Teacher: Agar tumhare paas ek kilo sugar hai aur usme se aadha kilo le liya, toh kya bachega?
Student: Sir, aadha kilo.
Teacher: Bahut badiya!
Student: Sir, agar aadha kilo bhi le liya toh sirf khali packet bachega!”

“Boyfriend: Tumhe pata hai, tum meri zindagi ki roshni ho.
Girlfriend: Toh fir shaadi ki baat kyun nahi karte?
Boyfriend: Arre, roshni ka bill dekh kar darr lagta hai!”

“Santa: Yaar, mujhe ek baar itna bura laga.
Banta: Kya hua?
Santa: Arre, main jab phone kar raha tha, tab signal chala gaya.
Banta: Fir?
Santa: Arre, main soch raha tha ki operator bhi mujhe ignore kar raha hai!”

“Pappu: Yaar, main apni wife se tang aa gaya hoon.
Gappu: Arre, kaise?
Pappu: Arre, wo mujhe har din mujhe apne sapne sunati hai!”

“Teacher: Agar ek apple 10 rupee ka hai aur tumhare paas 50 rupee hain, toh kitne apple milenge?
Student: Sir, 5 apple.
Teacher: Bahut badiya!
Student: Arre sir, 50 rupee main toh 10 apple mil jaate hain!”

“Wife: Tum mujhse pyaar karte ho?
Husband: Arre, main toh tumhare bina jee nahi sakta!
Wife: Toh fir mujhe kyun nahi samajhte?
Husband: Arre, samajhne ki baat nahi hai, tumhare bina jee nahi sakta!”

“Boyfriend: Tum meri life ka password ho.
Girlfriend: Kyun?
Boyfriend: Kyunki tumhare bina zindagi unlock nahi hoti.”

“Santa: Yaar, main kal hotel gaya tha.
Banta: Kya khaya?
Santa: Arre, maine toh sirf menu dekha, khana toh waiters hi le gaye!”

“Pappu: Yaar, mujhe ek aisi job chahiye jisme mehnat kam ho.
Gappu: Arre, fir toh tu raat ka chowkidar ban ja.
Pappu: Arre, par waha toh jagna padta hai!”

“Wife: Tum mujhe chhod kar kahin nahi jaa sakte.
Husband: Arre, main kahin jaata bhi nahi hoon!
Wife: Toh fir mere shopping list ka kya?”

Conclusion

Jokes hamari zindagi mein ek anokha twist laate hain, jo humein hasi aur sukh se bhar dete hain. Jokes in Hindi humare rozmarra ke jeevan ko halka-phulka banate hain aur humari zindagi mein khushiyon ki baarsat karte hain. Hamesha muskurate rahiye aur doosron ko bhi muskurane ka moka dijiye!

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